so explain again why im purple
no
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
