He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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