After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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