Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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