you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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