i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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