I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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