Please, let me fuck your mom
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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