why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Green mimosas i think yes
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Houston, we have a squirter
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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