David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
