Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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