i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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