I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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