I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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