I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
soo... how was my night?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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