Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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