I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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