god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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