You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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