Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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