do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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