I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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