Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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