did you get engaged???
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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