Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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