Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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