you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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