We won't sleep together?
Buhtt sex?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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