I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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