can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Couch. On fire.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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