how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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