yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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