come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You're a waste of cheezeits
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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