does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
