I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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