i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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