He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
