Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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