hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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