we made out on top of his cat.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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