Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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