Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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