ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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