dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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