you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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