just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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