I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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