I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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