Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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