Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i drank out of a bidet.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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